Wednesday April 2nd, 2003
My birthday.
I am thirty-five today. I am officially middle-aged. It is all downhill from now. A pathetic slide towards gum disease, wheelchair ramps, and death.
Adrian Mole’s scribbling for the twenty-first century. Working as a bookseller and living in Leicester’s Rat Wharf; finding time to write letters of advice to Tim Henman and Tony Blair; locked in mortal combat with a vicious swan called Gielgud; measuring his expanding bald spot; and trying to escape the clutches of Marigold and win over her voluptuous sister Daisy … Adrian still yearns for a better more meaningful world. And he’s not ready to surrender his pen yet…
Adrian Mole and the Weapons of Mass Destruction is Sue Townsend’s sixth full Adrian Mole novel.